No, I will not give you a lift on the back of my bike. For one thing, you probably weigh more than me and the bike combined. For another, the fact that I am cute and wear bright colours doesn’t mean I’m a nice person. I realize that women generally laugh at your dumb jokes out of pity. That is because they don’t want to make you feel bad. I, for one, don’t give a shit how you feel as long as you do not step dangerously close to me as I ride 20 km/hr and stick your thumb in my face.
SERIOUSLY, STOP WALKING IN FRONT OF MY BICYCLE AND STICKING YOUR THUMB OUT AT ME. IT’S NOT FUNNY.
Every cute young woman who has ever ridden a bicycle ever
(Yeah, that happened twice today. It’s bad enough that some clueless pedestrians assume you’ll just stop for them, so saunter casually in front of your bike. The weirdos who try to hitch as well are just infuriating.)