People, we need to increase the traffic around here. It’s pathetic. Since the “be really good and attract an audience through your writing, consistency of posting, and original thought” route is obviously off the table, I’m going to go with the “throw out a list of inflammatory statements and/or buzzwords and hope for the best”.
Come to think of it, I might as well throw them all out at once. The flame war of all against all:
– GUN CONTROL! BAN HANDGUNS NOW!
– Orly Taitz
– Anything about HIV (this can be from the “God is punishing teh gayz” or from the “HIV doesn’t exist/isn’t really a problem/was created by the Illuminati in a lab and is being spread via vaccines to control us all” angle – up to you)
– “My grandfather wasn’t a monkey! Genesis IS Science!”
– Women are people and have the same rights to bodily integrity, personal self-determination, and respect as men do. Discuss.
– Children NEED to be spanked. Spare the rod, spoil the child.
– Male circumcision*: for or against?
– Anything about animal rights (OMG you bought a dog that is EXACTLY like buying a slave whaaagarrble)
– Grammar: kids today, wont use apostrophes!
– “Pat Buchanan isn’t a racist – OBAMA is the reeeeeeeaal racist!”**
Quality trolling only, please.
*UNBELIEVABLE flame bait. I know this from personal experience.
**You think that’s a joke, but I believe Glenn Beck has said pretty much exactly that.