…so the rest of us don’t have to. Go read her take on it. It’s hilarious. An excerpt:
God created sex so you could be one with your partner. Every time you have sex, you’re creating oneness with that new person, so you’re fracturing your soul into pieces. OMG SEX CREATES HORCRUXES. That’s really how Voldemort [...]
Posts Tagged ‘funny’
The Blag Hag goes to an anti-porn rally…
Posted in FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT, Weirdness, Women are people, tagged anti-porn, blag hag, christian, funny, ha!, humor, humour, porn, rally, teabag, wtf on September 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Hound Party Manifesto
Posted in Dogs, Nerdliness, i reject your reality and substitute my own, politics, tagged funny, humour, dog, politics, Dogs, basset hound, beagle, gus, humor, cats, hound, green party, hound party, politic party, canadian political system, third party, platform, freedom on August 13, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Yesterday evening I was walking the dogs and we past a local bar that seemed to be holding some kind of function. It turned out to be a Green Party fundraiser/meeting.
Gus, while he doesn’t like the kind of parties that involve strangers coming to your house and making you stay up late, was taken by [...]
Contract for?….
Posted in Guarded personal writing, Weirdness, tagged bizarre, child, children, funny, letter, sibling rivalry, siblings, sisters, weird, wtf on May 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
[I kristin mueller hearby agree not to tell anyone the truth of what happend on Sat. Feb 8, 1992. This Incident can not be used as blackmail or revenge. And if anyone is told Kristin Mueller will be In love with eric varillis.]
My sister found this in a box of old school notebooks and the [...]
Complaining with Kay: Who writes this shit?
Posted in Everyone's a critic, music, podcast, singing, tagged comedy, complain, complaining with kay, complaint, funny, lakme, music, opera, podcast, singing on April 3, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Episode 10: Wherein I complain about the plot of the opera Lakme. Trust me, it’s the stupidest opera EVER.
(That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t do it if someone hired me to. Please, if you’re casting Lakme, I’m so there.)
Direct link.
I love it so!
Posted in Computer, rant, tagged funny, graph, humor, humour, skeptic on March 6, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Just thought I would post it because I love it.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to argue with libertarian trolls.
Kristin needs…
Posted in Computer, Ramblings, Weirdness, tagged facebook, funny, hills, meme, needs meme, weird on February 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Here’s another Facebook meme that I feel the need to repost here. You google [your name] needs…. and see what comes out. This is what I got:
Kristin needs….
1. …to move, and check other corners.
2. …monthly prayer and financial support.
3. …to add chlorine to the hot water tub.
4. …to get her show ugh!
5. …me.
6. …to wash [...]
Best willful misunderstanding of a troll
Posted in Computer, Ramblings, tagged dog, funny, ha!, Internet, pwned, troll on January 14, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Plucked from a troll-licious semi-fascist comment on Dispatches from the Culture Wars:
I’m stealing that for the next time someone on the internet tries to convince me that women don’t really want equal rights or gays are really best off in the closet.
The worst dogs in the world: Part 2
Posted in Dogs, weekend, tagged basset hound, beagle, Dogs, funny, funny dog story, gus, snow, winter on December 20, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Happy Saturday after the big snowstorm! I took the worst dogs in the entire world for a walk this morning, all bundled up in little coats (hey, it was -17 and their natural coats are pretty short) but not – and this was a mistake – their boots.
The reason they have boots is this: [...]
Hahahahahahahahah(error)
Posted in Computer, Parkdale Revolutionary Orchestra, Rave, music, tagged band, ben, funny, humour, music, Parkdale Revolutionary Orchestra, podcast, robots, sci fi, sun ra, zamfir on August 19, 2008 | 1 Comment »
My husband Ben, among his many other activities, puts together a more or less bimonthly podcast called “What’s All This Then?!”. Podcasting rocks – I sort of have a podcast too (“Complaining With Kay”) but I haven’t put out an episode in a while…blogging is better for lazy people like me. Anyway, WATT?! is usually [...]