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So in case you didn’t listen to my podcast, or you got bored halfway through my trawl through Wikipedia’s pages on chromosomal disorders, this is the big secret I was supposed to have confirmation by 8 PM yesterday: We are buying a house.
The saga began this August when I realized that, against all odds, we [...]

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I need to buy a new bike helmet.
If you want to know why, click through.  On second thoughts, don’t.  You really don’t want to know.  Trust me.

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Let’s make a little list:
- econapocalypse
- construction
- garbage strike
- heat wave
- threatened (but mercifully averted) LCBO strike
I explain why taking peoples’ booze away in this situation is just asking for revolution.  Also, why I’m sort of looking forward to getting old.
Link.

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This week has been excellent podcast-fodder:
Garbage strike.
Heat wave.
No money.
No work.
And now….
LCBO STRIKE!

The strike has been averted FOR NOW at least.  (For those who don’t know, the LCBO is the government monopoly liquor store.)  I bought a couple of bottles of wine and a bottle of vodka yesterday, but if they do strike…moonshine may be the [...]

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I just posted this to Facebook as well.  I discovered the source of the mysterious noise my bike was making last night.  The seatpost has been bisected!
So now I do not have a functioning bicycle.  Here’s the problem:
- I  need a bike for work.
- But I don’t have any money to buy a new one.
- [...]

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When I first started dating Ben I was still in university, and one day in my lesson I told my singing teacher that I had a new boyfriend.
“What does he do?” she asked.
“He’s a composer,” I said.
She made a face and said, “Well, a poet would be worse.”
At the time I thought that was HILARIOUS.  [...]

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