One square of chocolate
will make a Basset Hound go crazy.
Not die, not get sick,
just go crazy, and stay that way
for a little while.
So bear that in mind
next time you leave your purse
with one square of chocolate in it
on the floor.
Archive for the ‘Poetry’ Category
One square of chocolate
Posted in Dogs, Poetry, tagged basset hound, chocolate, dog, Dogs, poem, poet, Poetry, worst dogs in the world on September 9, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Complaining with Kay, Episode 29.5, Literary Supplement: In cold blood.
Posted in Poetry, Prose Poems, podcast, tagged awaken your better self, complainign with kay, complaining, complaint, literary supplement, literature, podcast, podcasting, poems, Poetry on August 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
IN this episode:
- In cold blood
- Awkward love
- He sits
- Dead sea scroll.
Music: Excerpts from “Cephalopodae” by Benjamin Mueller-Heaslip, performed by the Parkdale Revolutionary Orchestra.
Link.
Awkward love
Posted in Poetry, tagged awkward love, baby, childbearing, love, mother, motherhood, poem, Poetry, psychology on August 23, 2009 | 1 Comment »
The baby’s crying.
She holds him away from her body,
tall and fashionable, the garment of unconcern she wears
unable to fully cover
the awkward, awkward love she feels.
She puts the baby back in his carriage,
handling him anxiously, a fragile preciousness,
and a lifetime of distance between mother and child
begins again.
Complaining with Kay, Episode 27.5, Literary Supplement: The Reject Cast.
Posted in Poetry, podcast, tagged abstract, charm city, complaining with kay, hmm, junction, podcast, poems, Poetry, revenant, toronto, waste on August 10, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The literary supplement returns with some stuff that either got rejected from other stuff or that Ben rejected as PRO lyrics. As my friend Alex Eddington says, “Beautiful writing is all very well, but people need to know what the f*ck you’re talking about.”
In this episode:
- “Is it too much to ask?”
- Revenant
- “I was [...]
Podcast podcast podcast!
Posted in Computer, Dogs, Poetry, podcast, tagged complaining, complaint, dog, edith sitwell, gus, literary supplement, literature, podcast, poem, poems, Poetry on July 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Complaining with Kay, Episode 24.5, Literary Supplement: Lullaby for Gus.
In this episode:
- Melancholy Inventory
- Tie the knot tighter
- Lullaby for Gus
- You don’t have to put on a show. You’re already my friend.
Link.
Melancholy Inventory
Posted in Poetry, music, singing, tagged edith sitwell, facade, libretto, monodrama, opera, poem, poems, Poetry, rhyme, singing, yay on July 19, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Today I did something I’ve been putting off for weeks. I wrote the third of my opera libretti (librettos? whatever), the one about Edith Sitwell. Here’s a little excerpt, in the style of Facade:
Melancholy Inventory
The gilded bee
The satin sea
The black sun rising over me
The honeycomb
The marksman’s tomb
The exit from the morning’s womb
The sheep-like crowd
The laugh [...]
Tie the knot tighter
Posted in Marriage is a beautiful thing, Poetry, tagged poem, Poetry, rhyme, poems, satire, god, marriage, quiverfull, christian, patriarchy, half rhyme, innocent, divorce, covenant marriage on July 15, 2009 | 1 Comment »
This poem is part of my response to Kathryn Joyce’s chilling book Quiverfull: Inside the Christian Patriarchy Movement. I’m not sure about the semi-rhyme structure – I may rewrite it into fully rhyming stanzas.
Tie the knot tighter
With love, humility, trepidation
Innocent-hearted they met at the altar
To take on that weight, that heavy expectation:
man and wife, a [...]
Complaining with Kay, Episode 22.5, Literary Supplement: Soldier.
Posted in Fiction, Poetry, Prose Poems, podcast, tagged complaining, complaining with kay, complaint, dream, egyptian song, Fiction, Genre, horror, lie, podcast, podcasting, poem, Poetry, sax, sax solo, saxophone, short story, silver, soldier, wedding ring on July 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
In this episode:
Soldier
“I lied about my wedding ring…”
Two-page story
Sax solo
Music:
“Egyptian Song” (Rupert Davies, arr. and performed by Benjamin Mueller-Heaslip
My dorky piano rendition of “Dream a little dream of me”
Link.
Soldier
Posted in Poetry, tagged death, poem, Poetry, rhyme, rhyming, tree on June 30, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Only a small thing, hardly worth mourning
Your unnoticed fallenness outside my door,
To the world you are nothing, worth less than nothing,
Just one thing, soon replaced by one more.
But to me it is momentously foolish.
A waste and a reason to wonder why.
And I think, who has taken this power to decide
When so minor a thing as [...]