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1 While he doesn’t LIKE them, Gus does not actually eat cats.* Unlike Stephen Harper.
2 Gus is lazy enough to avoid antagonizing foreign leaders, but tough enough to growl at them if they approach his food.
3 He will encourage agriculture, especially animal husbandry.
4 He is a symbol the country could unite around – who [...]
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Hound party manifesto, part 2: Why Gus would make a better Prime Minister than Stephen Harper
Posted in Dogs, politics, tagged basset, beagle, gus, hound, humor, humour, I hate stephen harper, politics, Stephen Harper on November 2, 2009 | 1 Comment »
One square of chocolate
Posted in Dogs, Poetry, tagged basset hound, chocolate, dog, Dogs, poem, poet, Poetry, worst dogs in the world on September 9, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
One square of chocolate
will make a Basset Hound go crazy.
Not die, not get sick,
just go crazy, and stay that way
for a little while.
So bear that in mind
next time you leave your purse
with one square of chocolate in it
on the floor.
Complaining with Kay, Episode 30: Vegetarianism-ism + To Train Up a Child
Posted in Dogs, Marriage is a beautiful thing, Weirdness, podcast, tagged child abuse, complaining, complaining with kay, complaint, debi pearl, ethics, hmm, michael pearl, morality, no greater joy, podcast, quiverfull, to train up a child, vegatarianism-ism, vegetarian, vegetarianism on August 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I go vegetarian, and compare Debi and Michael Pearl’s “child-training” (note: not “child-rearing”) book, “To Train Up a Child” to the work of Cesar Millan, aka The Dog Whisperer. Also: the difference between puppies and babies, and why eating animals is not NECESSARILY bad.
Link.
The economics of knitting
Posted in Crafts, Dogs, How To, Nerdliness, tagged cute dog, cute dog sweater, dog, Dogs, economics, economy, entrepreneur, knit, knitting, self-employment, sweater on August 20, 2009 | 4 Comments »
I haven’t posted for a day or two because I have ACTUALLY been busy. Tuesday I taught almost all of my students in one afternoon/evening, because yesterday I sat my friend Jen Wardle’s art show. Which I will be doing tomorrow, and for part of next week.
Sitting an art show means sitting in the gallery [...]
Hound Party Manifesto
Posted in Dogs, Nerdliness, i reject your reality and substitute my own, politics, tagged basset hound, beagle, canadian political system, cats, dog, Dogs, freedom, funny, green party, gus, hound, hound party, humor, humour, platform, politic party, politics, third party on August 13, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Yesterday evening I was walking the dogs and we past a local bar that seemed to be holding some kind of function. It turned out to be a Green Party fundraiser/meeting.
Gus, while he doesn’t like the kind of parties that involve strangers coming to your house and making you stay up late, was taken by [...]
The simple joys of dog ownership (Warning: Very, very disgusting)
Posted in Adventures, Dogs, Someday you'll look back on this and laaaaaaaaaaaugh, The sacred duty of home-making, tagged arrgh, basset hound, beagle, disgusting, dog, dog food, Dogs, ewwwwwwww, gross, grr, gus, home-making, nsfw, wtf on August 10, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I need to buy a new bike helmet.
If you want to know why, click through. On second thoughts, don’t. You really don’t want to know. Trust me.
Podcast podcast podcast!
Posted in Computer, Dogs, Poetry, podcast, tagged complaining, complaint, dog, edith sitwell, gus, literary supplement, literature, podcast, poem, poems, Poetry on July 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Complaining with Kay, Episode 24.5, Literary Supplement: Lullaby for Gus.
In this episode:
- Melancholy Inventory
- Tie the knot tighter
- Lullaby for Gus
- You don’t have to put on a show. You’re already my friend.
Link.
The return!
Posted in Adventures, Dogs, Video, Weirdness, weekend, tagged aww, basset hound, basset hound swimming, beagle, cute, cute dog video, dog, dog swimming, gus, madeline, puppy, sweet, Video on July 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I’m back! We spent the weekend at Ben’s parents’ place on Howe Island. The dogs had a great time, we ate and drank a lot, went on a long boat ride and got totally burned to a crisp. (Seriously, I think I’m going to get wrinkles about ten years earlier than I would otherwise.)
Madeline got [...]
I like puppies
Posted in Dogs, Everyone's a critic, Ramblings, politics, rant, tagged abortion, anti-choice, feminism, feminist, george tiller, neuter, pro-choice, puppies, puppy, reproductive rights, spay on June 6, 2009 | 3 Comments »
My mother-in-law just got a new puppy. He’s a something crossed with something else – don’t ask me what, but he appears to be some type of rough-coated terrier. His name is Howie and while he’s shy with people, he loves being with other dogs and, when she brought him here, he instantly [...]